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The website is currently under redesign.

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RELAUNCH COMING SOON

Maybe. Hopefully. Hell if I know

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EXPLORE AT OWN RISK…

I welcome you, nonetheless. Please pardon the disarray…

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GLORIFIED A.D.D.

Hi, I’m Jennifer, aka “JENMEDIA.”

In short, I’m a mixed discipline creative… a visual artist and graphic designer, also with a background in computer science and digital marketing. Versatile, I wear a few hats in the art/design, brand influence, and digital wormholes.

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ART+DESIGN+WRIT

Art; sketch, illustration, paint, stencil

Digital imaging; composite; manipulation

Graphic/web design; eblast, vector, digital illustration; print/web; page layout, magazine; talent brand/promo

Brand/copy writer

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ABOUT ME. AND ME…

To learn more about me. And me (her, too)…poor soul, I hope you seek help, at any rate

My full portfolio will be online soon. Meanwhile, you may find something to look at over here.

 

THE STATUS QUOTH

“The Status Quoth” is an ongoing black hole of shared quotes.

LATEST QUOTES

  • THE STATUS QUOTH (12/3/2016) - “Get on up, stay on the scene, get on up, like a sex machine.” James Brown
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (12/3/2016) - “My whole life I was fighting the enemy, but I realized I was really fighting the inner me…” Kimbo Slice
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (12/3/2016) - “Life is a lemon and I want my money back.” Meat Loaf
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (12/3/2016) - “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.” Leo Tolstoy

TOP QUOTES

  • THE STATUS QUOTH (10/7/2015) - “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” Frank Zappa
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (9/12/2015) - “I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” Joan Rivers
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (8/27/2015) - “Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.” Lou Reed
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (10/15/2014) - “Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.” Desmond Morris

MORE TOP QUOTES

  • THE STATUS QUOTH (5/26/2016) - “I   believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.” Woody Allen
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (12/21/2015) - “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” Robert A. Heinlein
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (5/22/2015) - “I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They’re beautiful. Everybody’s plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.” Andy Warhol
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (5/4/2015) - “I love being famous. It’s almost like being white.” Chris Rock

For more quotes visit my blog disheveled.

JENMEDIA

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