HOT MESS ADVISORY

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The website is currently under redesign. Explore at own risk. Relaunch coming soon. Maybe. Hopefully. Hell if I know…

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Still, I’m glad you’re here nonetheless. Welcome…

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I’m Jennifer, aka “JENMEDIA.” In short, I’m a mixed discipline creative… a visual artist and graphic designer, also with a background in computer science and digital marketing. Versatile, I wear a few hats in the art/design, brand influence, and digital wormholes.

  •  Art; sketch, illustration, paint, stencil
  • Digital imaging; composite; manipulation
  • Graphic/web design; eblast, vector, digital illustration; print/web; page layout, magazine; talent brand/promo
  • Brand/copy writer
  • Social Media Voice/Mgt. (among other hats/roles)
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MORE ABOUT ME. AND ME…

To learn more about me. And me (her, too)…poor soul, I hope you seek help, at any rate

My full portfolio will be online soon. Meanwhile, you may find something to look at over here.

 

THE STATUS QUOTH

“The Status Quoth” is an ongoing black hole of quotes I post daily.

TOP QUOTES

  • THE STATUS QUOTH (7/31/2017) - “Life is hard; It’s even harder if you’re stupid.” John Wayne
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (7/29/2017) - “Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.” Desmond Morris
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/4/2017) - “What lies behind you and what lies in front of you pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (4/5/2017) - “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Steve Martin
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/30/2017) - “Be yourself; everyone else is taken.” Oscar Wilde
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/6/2016) - “Love me like a wrong turn on a bad road late at night.” Kim Addonizio
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (10/23/2015) - “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.” Johnny Carson
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (10/7/2015) - “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” Frank Zappa
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (9/12/2015) - “I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” Joan Rivers
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (5/22/2015) - “I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They’re beautiful. Everybody’s plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.” Andy Warhol
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/4/2015) - “Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.” Rita Rudner
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (11/2/2014) - “Behind every successful man is a woman… …behind her is his wife.” Groucho Marx

LATEST QUOTES

  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/17/2018) - “Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.” Kin Hubbard
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/17/2018) - “Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.” E. W. Howe
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/17/2018) - “When you’re right, nobody remembers. When you’re wrong, nobody forgets.” Muhammad Ali
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/17/2018) - “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” Robert Frost
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/16/2018) - “Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more…” Abigail Van Buren
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/15/2018) - “Friends are relatives you make for yourself.” Eustache Deschamps
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/15/2018) - “We may have all come on different ships, but we’re in the same boat now.” Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. #MLKDay
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/15/2018) - “If at first you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving.” Henny Youngman
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/13/2018) - “It is twice the pleasure to deceive the deceiver.” Jean de La Fontaine
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/12/2018) - “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need …if I die by four o’clock.” Henny Youngman
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/12/2018) - “It’s not what your are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts.” Oscar Levant
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/12/2018) - “Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.” John D. Rockefeller

For more quotes visit my blog disheveled.

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