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Maybe. Hopefully. Hell if I know
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I welcome you, nonetheless. Please pardon the disarray…
Hi, I’m Jennifer, aka “JENMEDIA.”
In short, I’m a mixed discipline creative… a visual artist and graphic designer, also with a background in computer science and digital marketing. Versatile, I wear a few hats in the art/design, brand influence, and digital wormholes.
Art; sketch, illustration, paint, stencil
Digital imaging; composite; manipulation
Graphic/web design; eblast, vector, digital illustration; print/web; page layout, magazine; talent brand/promo
THE STATUS QUOTH
“The Status Quoth” is an ongoing black hole of shared quotes.
- THE STATUS QUOTH (4/25/2017) - “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” Mark Twain
- THE STATUS QUOTH (4/25/2017) - “I was not born with enough middle fingers.” Wiz Khalifa
- THE STATUS QUOTH (4/25/2017) - “Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you’re worthy of the trip.” Glenn Beck
- THE STATUS QUOTH (4/25/2017) - “The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.” Jimi Hendrix
- THE STATUS QUOTH (10/7/2015) - “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” Frank Zappa
- THE STATUS QUOTH (9/12/2015) - “I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” Joan Rivers
- THE STATUS QUOTH (8/27/2015) - “Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.” Lou Reed
- THE STATUS QUOTH (10/15/2014) - “Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.” Desmond Morris
MORE TOP QUOTES
- THE STATUS QUOTH (5/26/2016) - “I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.” Woody Allen
- THE STATUS QUOTH (12/21/2015) - “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” Robert A. Heinlein
- THE STATUS QUOTH (5/22/2015) - “I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They’re beautiful. Everybody’s plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.” Andy Warhol
- THE STATUS QUOTH (5/4/2015) - “I love being famous. It’s almost like being white.” Chris Rock
For more quotes visit my blog disheveled.
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