HOT MESS ADVISORY

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The website is currently under redesign. Explore at own risk. Relaunch coming soon. Maybe. Hopefully. Hell if I know…

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Still, I’m glad you’re here nonetheless. Welcome…

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I’m Jennifer, aka “JENMEDIA.” In short, I’m a mixed discipline creative… a visual artist and graphic designer, also with a background in computer science and digital marketing. Versatile, I wear a few hats in the art/design, brand influence, and digital wormholes.

  •  Art; sketch, illustration, paint, stencil
  • Digital imaging; composite; manipulation
  • Graphic/web design; eblast, vector, digital illustration; print/web; page layout, magazine; talent brand/promo
  • Brand/copy writer
  • Social Media Voice/Mgt. (among other hats/roles)
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MORE ABOUT ME. AND ME…

To learn more about me. And me (her, too)…poor soul, I hope you seek help, at any rate

My full portfolio will be online soon. Meanwhile, you may find something to look at over here.

 

THE STATUS QUOTH

“The Status Quoth” is an ongoing black hole of quotes I post daily.

TOP QUOTES

  • THE STATUS QUOTH (7/31/2017) - “Life is hard; It’s even harder if you’re stupid.” John Wayne
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/4/2017) - “What lies behind you and what lies in front of you pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (4/5/2017) - “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Steve Martin
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (1/30/2017) - “Be yourself; everyone else is taken.” Oscar Wilde
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (10/7/2015) - “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” Frank Zappa
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (9/12/2015) - “I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” Joan Rivers
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (5/22/2015) - “I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They’re beautiful. Everybody’s plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.” Andy Warhol
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (11/2/2014) - “Behind every successful man is a woman… …behind her is his wife.” Groucho Marx

LATEST QUOTES

  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/23/2018) - “Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening.” Oscar Wilde
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/19/2018) - “The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it.” Moliere
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/18/2018) - “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.” Jean Kerr
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/18/2018) - “As we are, so we see.” William Blake
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/18/2018) - “Perfectionism is the enemy of profitability.” Mark Cuban
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/18/2018) - “Who can take a sunrise — sprinkle it with dew — cover it with choc’late and a miracle or two? The Candy Man… Oh, the Candy Man can. ‘Cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good…” Sammy Davis Jr.
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/14/2018) - “Make your own rules or be a slave to another man’s.” William Blake
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/13/2018) - “Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone.” Daphne du Maurier
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/12/2018) - “Some are born to sweet delight, Some are born to endless night.” William Blake
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/11/2018) - “I can eat a man, but I’m not sure of the fiber content.” Jenny Eclair
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/11/2018) - “If you aren’t going all the way, why go at all?” Joe Namath
  • THE STATUS QUOTH (6/10/2018) - —A kid once said to me “Do you get hangovers?” I said, “To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.” Lemmy Kilmister

For more quotes visit my blog disheveled.

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