“It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.” Carl Sagan
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“Don’t say giddy-up to your mouth before your head is hitched up.” Buddy Ebsen
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“Good artists copy, great artists steal.” Pablo Picasso
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“Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn’t boring.” Tallulah Bankhead
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“Business opportunities are like buses, there’s always another one coming.” Richard Branson
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“Genius gives birth, talent delivers.” Jack Kerouac
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“Call it a curse, or just call me blessed, if you can’t handle my worst, you ain’t gettin’ my best.” Nicki Minaj
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“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.” Jerry Seinfeld
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“Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.” Carl Sandburg
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“There will always be someone who can’t see your worth. Don’t let it be you.” Mel Robbins
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“Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.” Elbert Hubbard
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“The secret of charm is bullshit.” Tyrone Power
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“The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.” H. P. Lovecraft
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“Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don’t have time.” Tallulah Bankhead
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“Watch out for emergencies. They are your big chance.” Fritz Reiner
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“Those who gossip with you will gossip about you.” Edgar Allan Poe
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“I’m as pure as the driven slush.” Tallulah Bankhead
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“The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot.” Carl Sandburg
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“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.” Groucho Marx
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“Life is a lot like jazz… it’s best when you improvise.” George Gershwin
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“Here I am, rock you like a hurricane…” Scorpions
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“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” Judy Garland #WizardOfOz #HurricaneIrma
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“Let’s love, press your lips to mine. Let’s kiss, for that thrill divine.” Johnny Mathis
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“Lean on me, when you’re not strong and I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you carry on…” Bill Withers
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“All I can do is be me, whoever that is…” Bob Dylan
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“Don’t go backwards – you’ve already been there.” Ray Charles
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“I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me.” Woody Allen
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“I have a photographic memory; I just haven’t developed it yet.” Jonathan Winters
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“Run faster, jump higher, reach farther…” Jerry Garcia
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“There are hits and there are misses…and then there are misses.” Clyde Bruckman
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“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
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“I’m a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.” Iggy Pop
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“Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better.” Ricky Gervais
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“You can’t ride two horses with one behind.” Woody Allen
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“You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine.” Flip Wilson
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“She was a mischief, and that was a satisfaction; no longer was she a huntress of corralled game” F. Scott Fitzgerald
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“Life isn’t all beer and skittles.” Thomas Hughes
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“The devil follows me day and night because he is afraid to be alone.” Francis Picabia
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“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” Joseph Conrad
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“There’s nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can’t cure.” Woody Allen
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“I wasn’t born a fool. It took work to get this way.” Danny Kaye
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“Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
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“Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.” Ricky Gervais
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“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.” Woody Allen
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“Don’t order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.” Flip Wilson
